Alfie and I spent the better part of last night setting up the new wide-screen tv, so the kids were only able to see the setup in its full glory this morning. The Pea and CleanBoy were suitably impressed, but it seems our 3Po has higher standards.
Me: So, do you like our new tv?
3Po: Yes, but not really.
3Po: Because it doesn't have any strings. I thought there would be strings hanging from the top of it.
Me: What do you mean?
3Po: You said we were getting a wide-string tv.