Which costumes go well with eyeglasses?

Eyeglasses suck during Halloween. They just don't go with any of the costumes I want to wear. Pirate with glasses? Witch? Princess? Eh. Neh. And nah. As far as I can tell, the only costumes that look good with glasses are:

Slutty lawyer
Slutty student
Slutty teacher
Slutty librarian

You get the picture. I don't really want to be any of those (there are a lot more interesting slutty costumes to be found), so this year I decided to give my glasses a little costume of their own. I bought a plain eyemask, hot-glued some fake autumn leaves and beads and twigs, and ta-daaa! Here is Jammy modeling my autumn foliage mask. I'm still sprucing up the rest of the costume, so I'll show it off when I'm done.


MJ Tam said...

How about Sarah Palin? No? LOL

Hoorah for hot glue! That is some mighty looking halloween glasses. I would've never thought of anything like it. :-)

JoJo said...

So funny and so true. I saw a lot of Sarah Palin's last year. Haha.

I actually just read a great article on how to use your glasses to your advantage, which I loved. I blogged about it and referenced it:


May female glasses wearers everywhere be saved from "inevitable" slutty costumes.