3Po: Mama, I want a new baby in the family. Why can't we have a baby?
Me: Because I'm too old to have one.
Jammy: Really? You're too old? How old are you?
Me: Okay, I'm not too old. But Daddy is.
Jammy: But why does it matter how old Daddy is? You're the one having the baby.
3Po: Yeah, mama, Daddy doesn't lay people.
From me, dead silence and a straight face. Then,
Me: Lay? What do you mean, "lay"?
3Po: You know, like ducks lay eggs.
Where did they get the idea that I lay eggs? Whatever -- at least they don't know the other meaning of "lay". I swear, I will get to the sex education bit soon. Or some day.
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