Parenting Classes from a Five-Year Old's Perspective

2Po: Where's mama going?

Alfie: She's going to a talk about raising boys.

3Po: What's that?

Alfie: Someone is going to talk about little boys and how they think. Mama's going to learn what to do when little boys are sad or angry, and how to help them learn at school and play with other kids . They're also going to teach mama what to do when little boys are naughty, and how to help little boys like you behave better.

3Po: So.....will mama be able to tell when we're lying?