Exposing the Lepre-CON

Jammy's leprechaun trap

Overheard last week, while the kids were sorting through their St. Patrick's Day trinkets:

Pea: These coins aren't real gold. They didn't come from leprechauns.
Jammy: Yes they are! We made leprechaun traps at school and we found these coins in the sandbox, so that means the leprechauns left them.
Pea: No they didn't, these coins are fake. They're made of plastic!
Jammy: So what?
Pea: So, it says right here on the coin, "Made in China"! So there, see?
Jammy (hotly): So what? Maybe the leprechauns come from China!