Twin Talk

3Po is talking to me while we are riding in the car, and Jammy is trying, unsuccessfully, to get a word in edgewise.

Jammy: 3Po, STOP talking to mama!
3Po: It's my body, I can talk if I want to.
Jammy: No, it's MY body, so you can't talk!
Me: No Jammy, it's 3Po's body and he controls his mouth, so he can talk. You can wait your turn.
Jammy: No, I control his body!
3Po: Stop remote-controlling my body!

(Jammy, I know experts say infant twins have trouble distinguishing themselves from their twins, but this is probably carrying the concept a bit too far)

Me: Jams, you can't control other boys' bodies.
3Po: That's true, for example I don't control other boys' bodies. I only control girls.

(That attitude is going to get you a slap in the face in about 15 years, my boy!)